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Volsted Gridban
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Posted - 2011.01.30 13:18:00 -
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[Adeptis] "That carebear miner over there. I must destroy him emotionally. BUT HOW?!?"
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Posted - 2011.01.30 14:40:00 -
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[Void Kraken] Dammit. I bet they're serving cabbage-flavored nutri-gel in the commissary again.
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Posted - 2011.01.30 15:21:00 -
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[Carniflex] "Son, I am disappoint!"
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Posted - 2011.01.30 16:02:00 -
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Edited by: Volsted Gridban on 30/01/2011 16:03:38 [Chinwe Rhei] "...and he bought me that crescent wrench so maybe he likes me but then I saw him dancing with that other girl at the space bar so I'm not sure but I really hope he does because he's so dreamy and that other girl is totally wrong for him and not like me because I would treat him so much better and I wonder what's on the holovid tonight and that picture is a little crooked I need to fix that later maybe after dinner and oh I guess I should figure out what I want for dinner not that soypaste again because that's like totally *UGH* now but maybe they're serving that cabbage-flavored nutri-gel in the commissary and that would be like totally *YUM* like Steve is totally *YUM* and I really hope he likes me and wow are my feet tired maybe the doctor can..."
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Volsted Gridban
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Posted - 2011.01.30 18:51:00 -
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[bitters much] "...and as we can see on this next slide... <click> ...our total sales this quarter exceeded projected values by 2.37%. We believe that aggressive expansion into previously soft markets is responsible for the increase. Now if you'll look at the sidebar on page 1466 of your report, you will see that..."
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Posted - 2011.01.31 01:51:00 -
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[Tom Gerard] "So like, no sh!t, there I was, buck nekkid, surrounded by angry Khanid, and every stinkin' one of 'em wanted nothin' more than to slowly peel the hide offa yers truly. And I din't have nuthin' with which to defend mahself but a toothbrush and a half a handful o' dirt. Walp, next thing you know, this big ugly Khanid comes musclin' through the crowd and tells me 'Boy, that's a right purty mouth you got there.' And I don't mind tellin' ya that ol' Tom Gerard got a little nervous. But that's when he made his fatal mistake..."
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Posted - 2011.01.31 03:19:00 -
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[Blightsteel] "I'm so good, I wish I was you, just so I could wish I was me!"
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Posted - 2011.01.31 03:28:00 -
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[Cheque Please] "I wonder if he has these in purple?"
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Posted - 2011.01.31 11:38:00 -
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[Kleio Simetra] "Okay, suckerboy, you got yourself a game. 9-ball. Winner gets a thousand ISK. And I get first break."
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Posted - 2011.01.31 14:20:00 -
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[Adaris] "No ma'am, I'm sorry, but we do not have any frission intake valves for a FY01 Amarr Shuttle in stock. I can place an order for you, if you like...?"
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Volsted Gridban
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Posted - 2011.01.31 15:52:00 -
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[Ingvar Angst] "I hope this novacaine wears off soon. It's taking every ounce of concentration I have not to drool on myself."
[Jenny Cameron] "The bathrooms are over near the microfilm readers, just past the reference section."
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Volsted Gridban
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Posted - 2011.02.01 03:19:00 -
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[Arrakis Shai] Not so fast, spaceboy. You're not my type. I pitch for the other team, if you know what I'm saying.
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Posted - 2011.02.01 15:18:00 -
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[Will Tanner] Commander Shepard is a total punk.
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Posted - 2011.02.02 03:56:00 -
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[Triple Entendre] "I smolder with generic rage."
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Posted - 2011.02.05 04:27:00 -
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[Ryclad Baugh] "Can't...stop...staring...at...cleavage..."
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